Papa’s Top 5: Making Fat Cool
5. Big Pun held it down for obesity. He used to sneak food behind Fat Joe’s back. Imagine that.
4. Adele is the Biggest sensation of the past year. No Pun intended.
3. Chris Farley loved cocaine which all cool people love.
2. This chick out did her mother and became a huge inspiration to people everywhere
1. The Notorious B.I.G. Banged tons of hot chicks, went to prison and greatest rapper of all time. All by the age of 24. Nuff Said.
Close runner-ups: Graham Elliot- no one trusts a skinny chef. Gilbert Grapes Mom- So cool, her family still loved her.
Think that’s all?